Sunday, September 19, 2010
Talk Like A Pirate Day 2010: Day Break on The Rusty Barnacle
Scene 1: Interior, pirate sleeping quarters
Pirate Sagezilla: Arrg. I'll trade ya some chum for a bottle of rum.
Pirate Du-Jay: Let's tell Mom the rules. Here's what you do when we yell Captain's Coming.
Pirate ChiIL Mama: Who's the Captain?
Zilla: Up the flagpole?
CM: Your a flagpole???
Zilla: No! Not I'm a flag pole, up a flag pole. You said hoist the captain. So I said, up the flagpole?
CM: (laughing) I said WHO'S the Captain, not hoist the captain.
Du-Jay: Hit the decks (smacking the bed). Captain coming.
CM: Who's Captain Coming?
Zilla: Hose Captain Coming? OK. (mimes getting a hose and squirting him).
CM: Arrrg. I'm going back to bed.