Here's Sagezilla in the penalty box at The United Center, during the Blackhawks Training Camp Festival in September. She got 2 minutes for snarking.
When I saw that the I ♥ Faces contest this week is balloons, I couldn't resist.
This is the calm before the storm.
She was sitting there simmering, after the fight with her big brother, and when she saw me snapping photos, she morphed into a shrieking ball of 44 pounds of pure fury, screaming "Delete it! Delete it!"
I just couldn't. When she's giving me far greater grief as a teenager, I want to look back at that little plaid skirt and that little red balloon, and remember the good old days.